Shopping For New Wife Ride

"PatBateman" (PatBateman) 04/22/2014 at 16:54 • Filed to: Car Grazing

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Looks like a bust (Burb we test drove has AC problems), but they have some pretty cars in ze lobby.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > PatBateman 04/22/2014 at 16:56

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Very likely has no A/C problems. Also, likely no A/C. Still clearly the best car.

jkm7680 > PatBateman 04/22/2014 at 16:58

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Just get her the Viper Acr! It's practical enough.

Frosted > PatBateman 04/22/2014 at 16:59

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Get yo wife a convertible. Wives love convertibles. And you can have a Fox ;)

Diesel > PatBateman 04/22/2014 at 16:59

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I stopped reading at wife and laughed.

Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager > PatBateman 04/22/2014 at 17:01

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Dat silver Stingray though.

Jagvar > PatBateman 04/22/2014 at 17:02

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Jagvar tracks?

Deputy Kovacs > PatBateman 04/22/2014 at 17:08

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See the Ed Bolian article? Good thing the Panamera was on our list.

Tom McParland > PatBateman 04/22/2014 at 17:08

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Wait are you shopping for a new ride for your wife, or are you shopping for a ride to get you a new wife...because by those cars it looks like the latter, LOL.

ly2v8-Brian > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 04/22/2014 at 17:16

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A/C is for the weak

CAR_IS_MI > PatBateman 04/22/2014 at 17:40

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Dude WHAT! Where is this dealer?

C7 GT500SS GTR new Viper, Viper ACR, 70's Bronco, R8 Spyder, and is that a defender?! Also, Vanilla Ice style five point oh.

For Sweden > PatBateman 04/22/2014 at 17:40

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Pick this one. It has a flower so you know it's feminine, because cars are gendered like that.

Rev Hang Slows My Roll > PatBateman 04/22/2014 at 17:50

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Came for NSFW. Erect anyway.

PatBateman > Frosted 04/22/2014 at 17:56

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She rolled her eyes when I said I liked it. She wouldn't be caught dead in a Fox body.

PatBateman > For Sweden 04/22/2014 at 17:57

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I told her that I want the GT-R. She asked if it would fit the kids. I said yes, but there would be no room for her.

PatBateman > CAR_IS_MI 04/22/2014 at 18:06

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Texas Direct Auto. Look up their inventory. They have one '74 FJ in the lobby, another outside. We're sitting next to a murdered out '14 Stingray (auto, bleck) right now while we negotiate.

PatBateman > Tom McParland 04/22/2014 at 18:09

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Shopping for my wife. Drooling over the cars that I want. I think we just came to terms on a 2011 Expedition Limited.

And I'm a salesperson's worst nightmare. I got an A in Advanced Negotiations.

PatBateman > Deputy Kovacs 04/22/2014 at 18:11

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YUP. Although I'm still high on the GT-R. The one here is a '13. Daddy Likes.

PatBateman > Diesel 04/22/2014 at 18:12

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The mom mobiles are outside. The cars for us are inside.

PatBateman > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 04/22/2014 at 18:13

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I will admit that the Bronco is the only car out of all of these example that made me drop my negotiation/poker face.

PatBateman > jkm7680 04/22/2014 at 18:16

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She sure as hell would get to work faster.

revrseat70 > PatBateman 04/22/2014 at 18:26

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Too bad they don't negotiate at that place... I've tried it

revrseat70 > PatBateman 04/22/2014 at 18:27

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It's basically Carmax, but with nice cars

Diesel > PatBateman 04/22/2014 at 18:32

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A used ACR is surprisingly affordable.

PatBateman > revrseat70 04/22/2014 at 18:41

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It pays to know people high up in the food chain (owner).

PatBateman > revrseat70 04/22/2014 at 18:42

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As I said before, it depends who you know.

PatBateman > Diesel 04/22/2014 at 18:43

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I'd prefer a car without racing slicks.

PatBateman > Rev Hang Slows My Roll 04/22/2014 at 18:45

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After reviewing the title I put on this post, I realize that it could be misconstrued.

Glad it still floats your boat.

CAR_IS_MI > PatBateman 04/22/2014 at 18:51

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Holy crap!! They have a massive inventory. Their prices aren't bad either. Now I know where to look for a Viper, ya know, when I decide to blow my life savings on a Viper.

Verdog ~ manual Bro, Bro - HellHawk Equipped > PatBateman 04/22/2014 at 19:09

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And why have I never heard of this place? Nice showroom. Knowing the owner.... Does it get you test drives?

PatBateman > Verdog ~ manual Bro, Bro - HellHawk Equipped 04/22/2014 at 19:14

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I won't kiss and tell, but it got me more than enough.

PatBateman > CAR_IS_MI 04/22/2014 at 19:16

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They're the largest internet dealer in the country. And yes, much selection.

The Compromiser > PatBateman 04/22/2014 at 19:23

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misread title.... hur hur hur..... aren't we all??? Hur hur hur....

Shit, wife just read that... now I am looking for one too...

Deputy Kovacs > PatBateman 04/22/2014 at 21:18

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I worry we would become the poster boys for GT-R fan clubs.

I'd rather dip my nuts in lava than have that happen.

revrseat70 > PatBateman 04/22/2014 at 21:24

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Well crap.. where were you when I wanted that Golf R?!

PatBateman > Deputy Kovacs 04/22/2014 at 21:33

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It's a cool car, don't get me wrong. But I don't stop and take pics when I see one on the street.

Deputy Kovacs > PatBateman 04/23/2014 at 13:40

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What happened to the V-Sport?

PatBateman > Deputy Kovacs 04/23/2014 at 14:01

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It's still on my radar. Now that my wife has an Expedition (purchased yesterday) I'm good to buy it (or a similar performance sedan). Just waiting on a couple of deals to go through. Maybe later this year.

Or I might get greedy and wait for the actual V to come out. Decisions.

Deputy Kovacs > PatBateman 04/23/2014 at 14:14

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CTS-V would be cool... I don't think it's due out for at least another year though. I'm sure there will be a tune on the V-Sport to give it a healthy boost in the near future, too.

jkm7680 > PatBateman 04/23/2014 at 15:20

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Haha, Make sure that you've got a radar detector.